Buy some leftist action figure! That’s right, Theory.org.uk came up with something that your and your child’s inner social scientist will just love – Anthony Giddens and Michel Foucalt action figures!
ANTHONY GIDDENS
Equipped with a copy of his outstanding Modernity and Self-Identity, this 6.5" Anthony Giddens is ready for anything. Fully poseable and with a special academic arm movement, this realistic action figure is a must for serious collectors and theory-loving kids alike.
MICHEL FOUCAULT
Keenly aware of the fluidity of social identities, this 6.5" Michel Foucault waves his baton in poststructuralist style at all challenges. Shrouded in a special removeable French cloak and with a built-in thoughtful head movement, this superb action figure is essential for both professional philosophers and junior postmodernists.
Buy your Anthony Giddens and Michel Foucalt action figures NOW!
You think that Giddens and Foucalt are so 2001? Well, you are probably right, but with the speed these fads are coming and dying, you are probably the last person on Earth that remembers, so consider these toys to be brand new. And your child’s inner social scientist and post-modern (post-mortem) philosopher will be most thankful. And I just can’t wait until the new Derrida deconstructionable figure with removable sense comes to the market.
Many thanks to my colleague, the wicked Baron von Zwischenberg, who brought this to my attention.



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